Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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The Colts this year.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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ur mum

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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