- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

ask me if im a door yes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Arrow in the Knee!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Caramel Boing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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