- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

miha kako si?

I like school Said no one ever.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!