What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

y u no like me joke?

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Women can vote? wtf

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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