A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Your gay

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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