- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

ask me if im a door yes

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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