What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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