You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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