- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A fish swims up your penis...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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