What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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The game.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Bob Saget

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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