- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A fish swims up your penis...

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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