why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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