- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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