- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Where's my baby??

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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