- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Kevin and Ramin

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

women's rights

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Then none of us want to be right.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A lot eh?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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