Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Barack Obama

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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