- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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