- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

The Oakland Raiders

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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