- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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