- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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