- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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