- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

hiya

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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