how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Banana Hamock.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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