- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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