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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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