- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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