- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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