- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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