feminine literature

My Boyfriend

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

bologna

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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