Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

G:nock nock B:come in!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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