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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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