- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

don't just stand there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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