Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

y u no like me joke?

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Women can vote? wtf

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

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