how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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cool

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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