what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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