Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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