- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

ask me if im a door yes

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A seal walks into a club.

Arrow in the Knee!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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