- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

ask me if im a door yes

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Caramel Boing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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