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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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