- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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