mexicans fishing

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A seal walks into a club.

There once was this guy and he fell down

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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