- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Wait! hundred billions!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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