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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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