- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A Duck walks into a bar.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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