Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

The Princess is in another castle

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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