- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

I like touching my boobs

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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