Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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