- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's worse than this That :(

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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