- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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