What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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