What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

mexicans fishing

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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