- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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