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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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