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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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