- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A fish swims up your penis...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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