Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Where are you going Your house

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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