- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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