- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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