Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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