Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A van drives into a car.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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