- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

The holocaust

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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