Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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