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i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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