There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

why did sally drown cause she was black

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

antonio has a penis head.lol

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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