How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Who wants water? I do.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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