- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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