Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Tilt your screen back

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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the NAACP

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Anti Joke

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