- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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