It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

And Stephen Hawking said.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

The New York Giants

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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