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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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