Dane Cook makes a joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

no really what are ur names?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

cancer

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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