- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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