Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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