Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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