- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

The dewey decimal system

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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