What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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