- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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