- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens