What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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