- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

The Labour Party.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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