- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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