A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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