Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Women's professional sports

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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The queen having a shit

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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