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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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