whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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