- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Womens rights.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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