- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

I have read the terms and conditions

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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