- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

my wife out of the kitchen

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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