- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's half of 8? o

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Jersey Shore.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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