If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do I hate? people

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

jd and zach loves vigina

A American seeking into mexico

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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