- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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