- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

white or wheat? wheat please.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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