Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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