- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Dwight Howard

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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