- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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