What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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