- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What stops a train? A missile

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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