- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Please don't shoot me

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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