My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Title IX

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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BIG MAC'S

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Anti Joke

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