What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

batman has diarrhea

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Hail Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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