- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Sir, your wife is dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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