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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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