- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

No because your face is really f***** up.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Drew Knowles is gay

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer