1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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the NAACP

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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You all have Aids

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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