Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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HOLY COW!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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