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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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