Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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