- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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