Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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