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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the old man say? Im old

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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