- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

are you saying pam, or pan?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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