Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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I work at jcpenny

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Penis

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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I asked her where you were.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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