- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

tim has no humor

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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