- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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