Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Jersey Shore.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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SEX

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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