- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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