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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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