- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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