Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

bangers and mash?

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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