A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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