Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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mikey is cute

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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