- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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