- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Anthony sucks

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Jack Stevens

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