- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What are annoying? Ads.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what is 3+3= 8

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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