- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Good afternoon.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How high is the sky? True or False

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Okay, after this one then...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.