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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 people are walking

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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