why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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