- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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