Then none of us want to be right.

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Justin beiber..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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